ninja death club

[epsiloninf]

Just got my first shipment of Ninja Death Club cds... "Best of Ninja Death Club Vol. 1" and "I am Sweden." Both mainly by a one man group called The Mathletes. Pretty awesome, with such great songs as "Dirty Edward Moses Needs a Bath 2003," "Santa is an Obese Racist," "Combat Dog Rides Again," "An Apology to a Girl to Whom I Told a Bit of Personal Information (Who is Now Using Me as Her Therapist on an Almost Daily Basis)," "Ass Kickin' English Teacher," "Cleo (My Pet Beagle)," and "Cat Power Eats a Burrito".... it's pretty great. Here are the lyrics to "Ladybug":

Hey, ladybug...
You've got spots
You're red and you've got spots
You've got lots
You've got lots of spots
Spots is what you gots

Dalmatians
They got spots too
But they're not small as you
Whoop-de-do

Dalmatians don't live in my garden
The way that you live in my garden
I... Ok, I-I don't, I don't actually have a garden
But if I had you, it would be a star-den

Maybe
If you'd stay with me
I'd have a reason to get up off of I disagree
And maybe plant some seeds
You could walk around through the bushes and flowers
And scare away parasites for hours and hours
And say adolf hitler enjoys golden showers
But I enjoy you ladybug

Hey, ladybug
Please don't go
There's so much more about you
I still don't know
Is it true you ladybugs are red
Because your main source of nourishment is
Human blood
I'll let you stay in my garden
But please don't suck my blood
I'd like it a lot if I could be your bud
'Cause I love you ladybug

Crawl on my nose
While I'd water the greenery
I'll spray the cat with the hose
If he's mean to me
He gets mad when I spray him
But it's not like I spayed him
Turn the ungrateful beast into a rug
Who needs a cat?
Insects is where it's at!
I got you
My ladybug
Scratch my back ladybug
Eat a big mac ladybug
I'm a lego maniac ladybug
Please stay with me
I'll show you what I can see
Don't leave
Please
Ok
I

Yeah, I thought so too. :-)

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[Colleenosaurus]

That's a really great song, although I have not yet heard it...I can just tell it is great. I especially liked "I'll spray the cat with the hose if he's mean to me" and the part about Adolph Hitler liking golden showers...although that just may be my craziness. I also liked the titles of the other songs. Yay.

[epsiloninf]

I'm glad you like it.

Here are the lyrics to "plagiarist":

I had an idea for a movie
About a talking pig in new zealand
I would play it straight
It would be unique
And I could get it (unintelligible)
But I found out that that movie'd already been made a few years ago
It was called babe and everybody loved it
It was nominated for some oscars or something like that

How do I miss these things?
Every idea I've ever had has been thought of by somebody else
Years ago
And I'm the last to know

I had a brilliant idea
For a new kind of soup
But for years they'd already been making it
Some bastard at campbells stole my great new idea
Before I'd even thought of it
But i'd never seen that soup before
On television or in a grocery store
All campbells did was beat me to the punch
And they're the ones who get paid when I have that soup for lunch

I think of these things independently
Is that the same as originality?
Does this happen ordinarily
To everyone
Or is it just me?

How do I miss these things?
Every idea I've ever had has been thought of by somebody else
Years ago
And I'm the last to know

I wrote a song
I wrote a song for you
And all the things you do
And it was called "Yellow,"
And I got sued.

(background: "ba-bababa-baba-baba-babababa" repeated)

Someone else said everything that I wanted to say
It was still a big ball of trite cliches
How sad is that?
Less original than fucking Coldplay

And I guess if I really wanted to I could just
Just just make a mix tape for you
And have that song on there
Yeah, on the mix t--(unintelligible)
I can't even make mix tapes anymore
'Cause that fucking movie High Fidelity
And everybody everytime I give anybody one they're just like
"Oh, oh, that's so cute, a mix tape
Oh, just like the movie with john cusack
Oh, he's so cute," that smarmy little dick, I swear to god

I'm not too fond of his sister either

Ahhhhhh (8x)

and here are the lyrics to "santa is an obese racist":

Santa is fat
And he's a bigot, what do you think of that?
He eats too many bacon cheeseburgers,
And spouts off various ethnic slurs
He fries up butter for a midnight snack
Pretty soon he'll have a heart attack
He doesn't know what exercise is
And he gives the best toys to the Aryan kids

Santa is an ooooooooooooo-beeeeeeeeese ra-ciiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiist! (2x)

[sunshine]

that's a good song